Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Caleb’s narrative

We’ve just woken up and everything we’ve ever done was wiped away.
My name is porker and im a pig in a family of racoons I have 2 brother butch and Jake
And a little sister named Amy . were running for our life’s through the deep dark forest away from
The most worst person ever his the human equivalent to the devil his mr crowhurst
The most dreaded man ever he kills animals and puts them on his wall
Just because he can . he wants to put e in a factory farm and kill my family
Ounce he shot my friend in the arm and left him to die then put him
On the wall .we were running in the forest then bang
Jake falls in a pile of poop we all crack up lauphing we almost peed ourselves
Not knowing that this was a trap. Out of a bush mr crowhurst jumps out and puts my family in a bag
And me in a cage then took us to a mysterious place . he put u in a dungeon with no food or water
Its like he wanted us to die of starvation he should of just shot us
Than made us suffer then die . out of nowhere Amy managed to open the door with out mr crowhurst
Attention he is a big idiot. he was in the war and he has a whole lot of grenades butch set one of and we ran out there really fast
And his palace blew up and killed him at the same time . we managed to get home safely excepted for mr crowhurst
And we all lived happily ever after.

Monday, September 13, 2010